literature

Don't chase after lamps

Deviation Actions

Dragoncookie's avatar
By
Published:
346 Views

Literature Text

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after lamps because you'll only end up with a tupperware in your boob." I never quite understood his advice until one Easter, I was gardening with my best friend Bella. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was sparkly and spooky sounds came from deep within. Bella saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
this.
is.
RANDOM.
er-hem.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DA!!! :cake:
© 2012 - 2024 Dragoncookie
Comments117
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
9573's avatar
This is what I got:
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Beatles because you'll only end up with a Guitar in your Head." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Yoko. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was wonderful and spooky sounds came from deep within. Yoko saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!